11 June 2026
chinese
language-learning
ai
writing
language
riji
Everyone says that the best way to learn a langauge is to use it. HOWEVER! Using a language as a novice sucks.
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23 May 2026
git
version-control
prose
ai
deep-learning
llm
scientific-publishing
reproducibility
rigor
By popular request, I’m going to share how I wrote some recent projects and their corresponding LaTeX manuscripts in Overleaf using the Scientific Repositories approach I outlined in my previous post in this series.
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10 March 2026
git
version-control
software-development
data-science
reproducibility
rigor
I’ve been writing recently about best practices — or at least, the best practices that I keep — for reproducible, rigorous scientific software development during research. Here I’ll share how I organize my scientific repositories, with three key goals in mind:
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03 March 2026
image-processing
python
html
base64
steganography
web-technologies
urls
I saw this article yesterday from Daniel Lemire about how newline characters are valid in text representations of URLs, per the WHATWG URL Standard.
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13 February 2026
git
version-control
software-development
data-science
conventional-commits
reproducibility
rigor
If you’re writing code, you should be using conventional commits!
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24 May 2025
gravity
kepler
newton
science
physics
history
astronomy
brahe
science-fiction
I mean… kind of? Not totally? But it definitely seems to me like Kepler figured out some pretty fundamental attributes of gravity that we usually attribute to Newton, and they wound up in the footnotes of a not very popular book, and so now nobody talks about it at all.
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22 May 2025
ai
deep-learning
llm
medicine
law
AI will soon dominate key professional fields—not because it’s ready, but because we’re not prepared to stop it.
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01 June 2024
prose
ai
deep-learning
llm
scientific-publishing
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12 April 2023
poetry
ai
deep-learning
llm
In past years, I’ve enjoyed reading ’50s and ’60s science fiction — books that comically mispredicted the trajectory of science in some ways (lots of talking on corded phones, even if the phones transmit video or holograms), but miraculously bullseyed other aspects:
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25 March 2023
coffee
kettle
internetofshit
I just bought an $80 kettle. I will not link to it, because owning a WiFi-enabled kettle makes me want to vomit.
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07 January 2022
python
zappa
lambda
aws
cloud
onehour
I often write silly little one-hour projects, and I want to put them online for others to enjoy. Importantly, I don’t want these projects to cost me much. (I write way too many one-off projects for that!) So provisioning little virtual machines for each project is a non-starter. And while the right answer is probably to own one virtual machine and have all my projects share tenancy on it, I’ve had a few one-hour projects that actually gained some traction and needed some scalability built in.
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04 May 2021
blockchain
cryptocurrency
digital-art
ownership
collectibles
apes
nft
A friend asked me what an NFT is.
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20 February 2021
graph-theory
graphs
matrix-math
math
I want to share a very peculiar graph with you. Despite its simplicity, this graph actually exhibits some very interesting behavior:
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20 December 2020
neuroscience
generative
gpt
biorxiv
Writing papers is hard! Why not let GPT do it for you?
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14 December 2020
graphs
math
jewish
subgraphs
graph-theory
grids
chanukkah
This will not be a particularly gratifying math story. We’ll get 83% of the way to a fascinating instance of duality, and then swerve away at the last minute, and we’re left with bupkis.
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31 March 2020
frof
blender3d
animation-nodes
Blender3D is great software, and Animation Nodes (AN) makes it even better, but unfortunately enabling Animation Nodes means that you can’t always render an animation from the Blender GUI. And — more relevantly — Animation Nodes are each individually single-threaded, which means that even if you can render on a GPU or a ton of CPUs, you’re still bottlenecked by the amount of time it takes to compute AN for each frame on a single core.
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28 August 2019
website
serverless
AWS
I recently migrated my personal website over from a “serverful” virtual machine to exclusively use AWS’s serverless offerings. I’ve previously worked pretty extensively with serverless systems — bossDB is a serverless volumetric database I use nearly every day at work, and FitMango is a completely serverless system as well. I’ve been paying $20/mo for my virtual machine that ran matelsky.com since 2014 (up until a week ago, I was still running Ubuntu 14LTS), and I thought it was time for a change.
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08 October 2018
code
onehour
generative
blender
3D
math
art
Wada basins, approximated using spheres and raytracing.
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09 May 2018
Before I begin; Mike Godwin put this in some much-needed scope:
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18 January 2018
p5js
code
onehour
processing
generative
art
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25 September 2017
python
code
onehour
design
maps
geo
gis
I wrote some code to automatically map stylized pictures of horrible road intersections from your favorite city. Demo here.
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01 January 2016
python
code
table
markdown
pip
onehour
I recently started working on some tables and supplementary materials for an academic paper and found the need to print tables in Markdown format. The syntax is relatively simple, but programmatically generating these tables is tedious, and requires a lot of string-formatting which can get irritating.
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26 September 2015
tender is the night
literature
generative
markov chains
nlp
natural language processing
fitzgerald
The Short Story: I made a web-app that, given some starting text, naively tries to predict what words come next. Because the ‘training’ text was taken from F. Scott Fitzgerald’s Tender is the Night (the first 10 chapters), we can (inaccurately) say that this robot talks like Fitzgerald.
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05 July 2015
cooking
mojitos
molecular gastronomy
mixology
Molecular gastronomy is a neat crossover of chemistry and food science — the sort of thing that you generally scoff at in overpriced Manhattan restaurants. I won’t go into the specifics, since this Wikipedia article does a far better job. But after a brief mojito stint in Los Cabos a few months ago, I decided to embark on a quest to make The Most Interesting Mojito Ever.
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